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Danylo Valeriyovych Sahutkin is a Russian-Ukrainian football player who plays for Russian club KDV Tomsk.
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The New Left Movement is a Peruvian political party. At the legislative elections held on 9 April 2006, the party won 1.2% of the popular vote but no seats in the Congress of the Republic. The party ran Alberto Moreno for the presidency in 2006 gaining 0.3% of the popular vote.\n\n\n
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Miguel de Poblete Casasola or Miguel Millán de Poblete was a Roman Catholic prelate who served as Bishop of Nicaragua (1640) and Archbishop of Manila (1649–1667).
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