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Henry Montague Norman Nuuanu Gooding Field was an American football tackle who played professionally for the Chicago Cardinals of the National Football League (NFL) from 1934 to 1936. In later life, he was elected and served in the Hawaii State Senate from 1963 to 1964. He was inducted into the Polynesian Football Hall of Fame in 2023.
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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SKILSAW Power Tools is a manufacturer of circular saw-cutting technology serving the professional construction market. Since 2017, SKILSAW's headquarters has been located in Naperville, Illinois.
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